Roll your tiny mouse over the matches. I said DO IT!

Hmmm, delicious sweet whisky, healer of ills. But all is not as it seems.

Click on both the images to be taken somewhere new and interesting. Watch in wonder as the curtains of your subconscious are parted by the Shopkeeper of Desire.

This site does not accept responisibility for the user's poor mental health. Any pleasure you derive from this site is purely coincidental.