Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to attach Nicolas Cage's head to the body of a small dog.

Finally, through advanced surgical techniques, this dream can be realised. The dog/man conundrum can be resolved.

Cage called the twelve-hour operation, "tough, challenging, but hugely rewarding. I felt that I grew immensely as a person and as a dog". It should be noted, that far from growing, he is now only three foot tall, even when standing on his furry hind legs.